Sanford, the SC governor who vanished for a week, was off carrying on an affair. I’m shocked! A member of the party of family values, having an affair?!?! HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING?!
Really though, is anyone actually surprised by this? The Republicans’ officials are at least as bad as the Democrats.
In other news, the party of Honesty and Integrity hired a company to commit large scale fraud to prevent people from voting in the Democratic primaries. Once again, is anyone actually surprised?